Archive for December, 2011

2011 Year In Review

Friday, December 30th, 2011
Posted By Jeff Chatterton

2011 was a year. Good or bad, who can say? It had 365 days. Some were good, some not so good.

We all know about the newsworthy events that happened (Royal Wedding, Gay Marriage in NY,  Earthquake in Japan, RIP Amy Winehouse), but here are my picks for the “less newsworthy” news events for 2011.

Fire on Fire Island. I haven’t been to The Pavillion since 2005, and I spend most of my Fire Island time in Cherry Grove, but I was sad to hear about the fire in The Pines, especially Sip N Twirl.

Me drunk at Sip N Twirl

Carrying on for DJ Lina at Sip N Twirl.

Honestly, by the time summer rolls around again I imagine everything in The Pines will be back and better than before, but Fire Island has been a safe haven for us gays for so long, and is a part of many of our summer memories, its only natural we all collectively lost our gay minds for a few days when word of the fire broke.

Hurricane Irene. Speaking of Fire Island, another non-event news event was the evacuation of Fire Island in preparation for Hurricane Irene, which came and went across New York City with minimal damage, even though it did more damage elsewhere. This is one non-event I am glad didn’t come to fruition.

Speaking of events that were blown way out of proportion…

Weinergate. I love a good sex scandal like I love a good dick pic. Unfortunately, I got neither from the Anthony Weiner scandal, which, years from now will go down in history as the “His name was WHAT and he did WHAT?!” scandal.  Seriously, if your name is Weiner, don’t go sending pics of your dick on Twitter. And if you do, can you please make sure its at least a good picture?

No shaft? No head? Not even one lousy ball? Fail!

iPhone 5. The interwebs were all in such a frenzy over the new iPhone 5 that it was the sixth fastest rising search on Google in 2011 (coming in just above Adele). But there was no iPhone 5, and no holographic keyboard like that youtube video everyone watched. Just Siri, which is pretty cool, but not that cool.  Plus, Steve Jobs died, and that sucked.

Nope. Didn’t happen.

One thing that did happen, however, was Gay Marriage finally being recognized by New York State, in a dramatic, down to the wire, very tense vote on the eve of Gay Pride in NYC.  This was an amazing night in NYC, people were celebrating in the streets, and it was a major news story in 2011. What wasn’t a major news story was what happened after:

Fire Island Weddings.

Bringing it back to Fire Island again for a minute. As gay people across New York State began to tie the knot, the one place it became instantly noticeable was on Fire Island.  On Saturday September the 17th there were  five couples married in Cherry Grove, and a handful also married over in The Pines.  One of these couples was Robert Scherffius and Victor Alfieri, who had been together 58 years.

This photo (via Joe. My. God. and Boy In Bushwick) makes me happier than just about anything I’ve seen all year!

Here’s a little dance mix I made of some of my favorite songs from 2011: 2011 Mix and, to ring in 2012, a mini mix I made celebrating my love of Missy Elliott: Missy Elliott Mixtape

I’m definitely looking forward to 2012, and if you’d like to celebrate the last hours of 2011 with me, please come see me and Daniel at The Snow Ball tonight in Williamsburg!

Happy New Year everyone!

(this is one of my top favorite videos on youtube)


 

Getting Gay Married in Riverdale!

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011
Posted By Jeff Chatterton

It’s a strange day when Riverdale, the fictitious home of Archie Andrews and his gang, is suddenly more progressive than San Francisco.  I never, in a million years, thought that I would be saying these words, but there’s a GAY MARRIAGE coming to Riverdale.

Right about now you’re probably thinking… “whoa, I didn’t realize Jeff was such a nerd”, which is both fine and true. I grew up reading all sorts of comics, mostly X-Men, Spider-Man, and when I was prepubescent, lots of Archie Comics. If you know what a “Double Digest” is, let’s talk.  Riverdale exists in this strange universe where sexuality is muted if not completely non-existent, teenagers hang out at the Soda Shop, and people drive around in jalopies and dune buggies. Not exactly the most modern of places.

Then, in September 2010, the Archie Comics introduced us to the new guy in town… Kevin Keller, the first openly gay character in Riverdale.

http://www.majorspoilers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Archie-Kevin-Keller.jpg

Kevin is your typical Riverdale teen: clean cut, good looking, a hit with the ladies… but wait!  He doesn’t like the ladies… even through Veronica is sweet on him, which Jughead uses for some wacky hijinks. Hilarity ensues, everyone learns a valuable lesson, and I figured Kevin would fade off into obscurity.  Turns out that Kevin’s first appearance (in Veronica #202) was so popular that the issue sold out, prompting Archie Comics for the first time in its history to issue a reprint. Then, earlier this year he got his own 4 issue mini-series, and in February 2012 he’s getting his own series.

Now, in Life With Archie (which follows parallel universes where a now-adult Archie marries Betty and another where he marries Veronica), Lieutenant Kevin Keller is marrying his (black! doctor!) boyfriend, Clay Walker.

What does this mean, in the grand scheme of things? Its all perspective I guess.  It means great publicity for Archie Comics, and a whole new fan base for a brand that was, quite frankly, kinda tired even forty years ago.  It also means that somewhere, a ten year old kid is seeing gay role models in comics, which didn’t exist in my time.  My generation, and those that came before me, had very few gay role models, if any at all.  I think that representation in the media is a key element in acceptance, and for Archie Comics to be the first to openly embrace gay characters is a great step.

Without getting too sentimental, I remember how important comics were in my life when I was a kid, the first time I ever had those feelings for a boy was when we were reading Archie Comics! When kids all around me were kissing for the first time, “going steady”, and dating… my own development was stunted, because I lived in a house, or even a town, that denied being gay existed. It wasn’t even a word that was spoken aloud.  I can’t help but think of how life-changing it would have been to see someone like Kevin when I was struggling with my own confused childhood sexuality.

So, congrats to Kevin Keller, Riverdale’s only openly gay teenager! I’m still waiting for Riverdale’s closeted gay teenager, Reggie Mantle.

 

This Week: Youtube Review!

Friday, December 23rd, 2011
Posted By Jeff Chatterton

I’m not especially religious, but I do love Christmas, and the “Holiday Season” in general. I love the Jewish guys in the Chabad-mobiles, I love Phil Spector’s Christmas Record, I love Doctor Who Christmas Specials.  I love giving gifts, baking pies, and egg nog. I do not love New Years Eve, but I do love the idea of starting anew. I celebrate Christmas the same way I do Halloween… emotionally, but with no great attachment to religious affiliation.  As the Holiday season gets into full swing, here’s a few Youtube videos to get you in the spirit of Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Winter Solstice, Festivus, or whatever other you holidays you celebrate!

First, a drag queen does Silent Night on a Theremin (via DJ Executive Realness):

George Michael gives a moving statement outside his home in London in regards to his recent battle with pneumonia:

David Attenborough’s “What A Wonderful World”

and finally… something that has become an annual tradition in my home, and think it should be for all of you as well, John Robert’s  “Christmas Tree”

Hope everyone has a great weekend, see you next week!

 

Gay Christmas

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011
Posted By Jeff Chatterton

I heard a lot of great feedback from people about our Gift Giving Guide list of 20 Small Gay Businesses, and so far it seems to be turning out to a very gay holiday season.

The boys over at Towleroad posted about the Portland Gay Men’s Chorus “Gaga for the Holidays”:

Gagamenorah

 

Gay Christmas Trees

Christmas has always been kinda gay, I mean… one word: tinsel. But this year, over at my house, we really upped the ante.  I present to you… Cher Tree 2011!

Here’s a Christmas Mix I made, hope you enjoy! Its a random collection of Ronnie Spector, Kermit The Frog and Debbie Harry, The Supremes, Elvis, Boney M, Karen Carpenter, R2D2 and C3P0 and more!

DOWNLOAD HERE: http://www.mediafire.com/?a6u0uwdvp8p97lc

Don’t forget to get your tickets to the Snow Ball!!

Interview With Bianca Del Rio’s Wig

Friday, December 16th, 2011

I’ve been waiting patiently for lady of the evening Bianca Del Rio to return my calls for an interview… so while I wait (and wait and wait), I decided to do the next best thing and interview her wig.

This was all done without the express consent of Bianca Del Rio, so I hope she doesn’t mind that her lace front is spilling the T. Please note that Bianca’s Wig speaks in a much lower octave than Bianca, or most humans for that matter.

Jeff: Hi wig!

Bianca’s Wig: HEY GURL.

Jeff: How’s it going? I heard you had a busy week.

Bianca’s Wig: Oh GURL. IT WAS EVERYTHING. We were on Andy Cohen’s show Watch What Happens!

Jeff: And.. what did happen?

Bianca’s Wig: I have no idea.  I was wasted.

Jeff: But you had a good time I guess?

Bianca’s Wig: I wound up sideways, thats all I know.

Jeff: I think Bianca always looks pretty flawless, do you take credit for her success?

Bianca’s Wig: I’d like to, but I don’t know how much of her schtick I can take credit for… I know how she do, I’d be afraid for my own safety.

Jeff:  You don’t trust Bianca?

Bianca’s Wig: All I’ll say is the last wig that crossed her disappeared quite mysteriously, and then a butchered version wound up on Logan Hardcore.  Oh god, I think I’ve already said too much.

Jeff: You and Bianca travel a lot, and work with Daniel Nardicio, how is that?

Bianca’s Wig: Oh jesus, that guy? You should see some of the glamorous places he’s dragged us to. Cherry Grove, Atlantic City… there’s a reason Bianca’s hair is so big, she hides razor blades in it!

Jeff: And New Orleans?

Bianca’s Wig: Oh I love New Orleans.  Its all drunks and crazy people.

Jeff: And Atlantic City’s fun, we went together, remember?

Bianca’s Wig: What? Do I know you?

Jeff: We went to Atlantic City. Together.

Bianca’s Wig: Not ringing any bells, sorry.

Jeff: Do you have any plans for the holidays?

Bianca’s Wig: Well that creep Daniel Nardicio roped us into a party called the Snow Ball in some godforsaken place called Williamsburg on December 30th. I have no idea where that is.

Jeff: And for Christmas?

Bianca’s Wig: I’m sure Bianca will be making fun of someone somewhere, but I don’t celebrate Christmas.

Jeff: Why not?

Bianca’s Wig: Uh, hello? I’m Jewish. Mazel Tov!

 

 

 

Daniel Nardicio’s First Ever Small Gay Business Gift-Giving Guide: Part 4!

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011
Posted By Jeff Chatterton

Thanks to everyone for your suggestions and ideas about our Small Business Gift-Giving Guide!  There are so many Mom & Pop shops out there that deserve your holiday shopping dollars than the big evil corporations!

You can see our earlier picks HERE, HERE and HERE!

However and whenever you choose to go a little nuts with the shiny lights and pretty packages, here are some great ways to do it RIGHT NOW!!   The holiday season can be a great time to consider community values, so buy local and support local artists whenever possible.  Inbred Hybrid Collective’s “Hellidays” provides the perfect counterpoint.    Here are some BEAUTIFUL and UNIQUE gift ideas created by Inbred Hybrid Collective:


http://www.cafepress.com/InbredHybridCollective
Everyone loves Brini Maxwell, right? Did you know Brini has her own line of housewares, called Felix Populi? Everything from tabletops to linens to t-shirts and yes, even vinyl aprons, there are so many great products by Brini that would be perfect for anyone, from your best gay friend to your homophobic aunt!
With holiday parties in full swing, here’s an ingenious gift for the discerning gay… what says Happy Holidays better than a male model? A male model who makes drinks, at that! With the holidays here and  the constant rounds of parties beginning, what better gift to give your hosts then a hot male bartender or server to help with the party ? www.modelbartenders.com to the rescue! Hire a “model bartender” for your friend, nothing says I Love You like “Here, I brought you a hot guy to make drinks and clean up after”.
What do I want for Christmas? Roland:
All you über-fashionable gays, we haven’t forgotten about you.  What to get the fashion-forward gay who already has EVERYTHING (and is already bored with it all)?  Try Dsection Magazine! Published out of Lisbon Portugal but available globally, this edgy fashion mag is fun, sexy, and very new.  In NYC you can pick up a copy at Hudson News Shop and ALTER in Brooklyn!
ok one more!
Category is… Daylook Realness:
Brooklyn’s own House of Ladosha has some seriously cunty t-shirts now available online, including one of the Ladosha “Mother”- B.M.F. (Black Model Famous) Naomi Campbell, the Ladosha Medusa logo (a gay ghetto spin on the Versace logo), and my favorite: a Rihanna meets Nirvana tee, that is “Just begging for a cease and desist from Team Rihanna AND Team Courtney Love.”
So there you have it! 20 small businesses! Happy shopping, and don’t forget to tell them that Daniel Nardicio (and Jeff Chatterton!) sent you.

Daniel Nardicio’s First Ever Small Gay Business Gift-Giving Guide: Part 3!

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

In an effort to help you find the best Xmas/Holiday gifts for your loved ones, DN and Co (ok, just DN and Jeff Chatterton) have put together a list of some of our favorite small gay businesses. Check them out and support your gay brethren. And, as the Dalai Lama once said, “If you cannot find it in yourself not to help somebody today, could you at least try not to hurt anybody?”

And on that note, here’s today’s 5:
Scmackary’s http://www.schmackarys.com/Schmackarys/menu.html
It doesnt get gayer, or sweeter, that Schmackarys. You can order some of the best sweets for your office, Xmas party or for a friend! They’re homemade by Zachary’s gay little hands and they are delicious!
Fantasia Floral Design www.fantasiafloraldesign.com212 517 3458
What gay gift giving guide would be complete without the gayest of our gay brothers, The Florist?? Besides hairdressers and Broadway dancers, it’d doesnt get gayer.
And who doesnt like flowers? At Fantasia Floral Design, when you order, tell Dennis your a friend of Dworld, and you can get 10% off
Tax and delivery charge will apply on minimum arrangement order of $85
Honey & Hazel  351 Graham Ave  http://honeyandhazel.com/
This shop is so effing cute. Honey and Hazel  features local designers (some gay!) and you will find some of the cutest Xmas gifts this side of the East River- make a day of it and check them out, then walk along Graham Ave and see what the buzz of Williamsburg is all about.
Fore example this fun necklace made by local designer Melisa Cohen of Metal Sugar. The one pictured has a copper base and is plated with black gold and retails for $80. (We have them plated in yellow gold for $70 and white gold for $75, or just the copper base for $40).
OUT ON THE WATER. www.out-sailing.com
Since you know here at Dworld we love seamen (ok, i just had to) and since DN bought his first sailboat this year, this one seems like a really nifty idea. Owners Chris Bartick and Toby Stull give GLBT sailing classes- what an idea for a gift!
Or a fun way to spend a day with a guy you like. Forget another night at Musical Mondays- how about a date you can remember??
info@out-sailing.com
Etcetera Etcetera, 352 West 44 bet 8/9  www.etcetcnyc.com
Gays love to eat- yet somehow we remain stylishly slim. Maybe it’s genetics, or maybe it’s God smiling on us for all the hell we were put thru in high school. Either way, if you are into eating, try Etcetera Etcetera. It’s in the heart of the gay enclave known as Hell’s Kitchen (so glad realtors were unsuccessful in trying to change the name to Clinton Hill) and they owner, Daniele is gay as Xmas itself.
You can plan a private dinner party for your friends there, or do the gayest of gay brunches!

Happy Shopping! Stay tuned for the last 5 (!) businesses next week!

Who doesnt love a good Sarah Silverman Oprah prank??

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Hilarious!

Oprah Call

CVS Called me back!!!

Friday, December 9th, 2011

Who says customer service is dead???

My return phone call from CVS

Seed Money Q&A!

Friday, December 9th, 2011
Posted by: Jeff Chatterton

A few weeks ago I posted about the upcoming documentary Seed Money: The Chuck Holmes Story, Chuck was the founder of the legendary Falcon Studios, a gay porn studio based out of San Francisco, and with the money from that company he also helped build the Human Rights Campaign, The Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund, and the Gay and Lesbian Center of San Francisco, which bears his name, Charles M. Holmes.   The documentary is being put together by the same team that made the short Smut Capital of America, Director Mike Stabile, Producer Jack Shamama, and Director of Photography Ben Leon.  Right now the documentary needs our help!  Just a few days are left on their Kickstarter page, which will go towards funding the completion of this important movie. I hope that you can donate a bit to help see this project gets finished, and check out some of the great gifts they are giving to backers of the project!

Earlier this week I asked Mike and Jack a few questions about Chuck, Falcon, and their love of porn.

Jeff: What first attracted you to this story?

Jack Shamama: Seven or so years ago when I started working for Falcon, every day I would walk past the a building called “The Charles M. Holmes Campus of the Center” (the somewhat lugubrious name of San Francisco’s Gay and Lesbian center, which was around the corner from my apartment at the time). It wasn’t until about six months later that I even realized that Charles M. Holmes was Chuck Holmes, the man who had founded the company I was working for. Suddenly I felt like I was living my entire life in the shadow of a man I knew nothing about. Immediately curious, researching him was surprised to discover that even though he had passed away only about five years prior, it was hard to find even the most basic facts about him aside from a few terse obituaries.

After asking around in the office, I found a couple people — his former executive assistant, for example — who had worked closely with Chuck over the years. They each had stories about Chuck that were simply jaw-droppingly amazing: the picture that started to emerge was of a man who was far more complicated than I had ever could have imagined. I knew right away that they had to be documented somehow. My original intentions were to compile these stories into an oral history — maybe a long article, maybe even book, but Mike had the idea of making it into a documentary. It all started from there.

Mike Stabile: Chuck helped build what we think of as the gay porn industry. Steven Scarborough (Hot House) was his lover and director; John Rutherford (COLT) his protege; Chi Chi LaRue shot for Mustang and helped field models. Bruce Cam (Titan) started as a cameraman for Falcon; George DuRoy (Bel Ami) started as Falcon International. Even Michael Lucas and Kristen Bjorn started as Falcon models. And if you talk to any of them, the influence is clear.

Chuck helped develop a look that, for better or worse, dominated gay culture for three decades. He was the first one to shave models; he was obsessive about clean feet and blond hair. For many gay men who came of age outside of gay centers like New York, LA and SF, it was like imprinting on a baby duck: the Falcon look was synonymous with what it meant to be gay.

Jeff: What’s one of the best anecdotes you heard about Chuck Holmes while conducting your research?

Jack Shamama: It would be impossible to pick just one, really. Like any respectable porn mogul in the late 70s and early 80s, Chuck had his fair share of drug-fueled sex parties. However, some of the most entertaining stories (for me) revolve around Chuck’s behavior in the office: Chuck would scream a lot, and would call certain employees by wildly inappropriate nicknames (inappropriate not by today’s sterile, PC office standards, but even by 1970s standards). If he wanted to drive a point home during a meeting, he would pound on his desk. One time he punched his desk so hard that he broke his arm. Even while it was in a cast, he couldn’t stop himself from punching and apparently kept re-breaking his arm. But even those on the receiving end of this name-calling and ire still talk about Chuck so warmly: “Oh, but that was just Chuck!” and “Yeah, he may have liked to scream, but he was really a pussycat!”, many interviewees have told us.

Mike Stabile: He also at one point threw a typewriter through a window. But the anecdote that always gets me is more heartbreaking. Chuck was a huge fundraiser for the Clinton campaign in 1992. And when he and the rest of the fundraisers went to Washington to meet the president, he was pulled out of line and told the president wouldn’t meet with him. According to John Rutherford, it broke his heart. They were happy to take his money, but didn’t really want to be associated with him.

Jeff: Did you know Chuck before he passed away in 2000?
Jack Shamama: No — neither Mike nor I ever met him. In ’97-’98 we worked in an office across the street from the Falcon offices and I remember we would go on smoke breaks and look over at their offices, hoping to catch a glimpse of a gay porn star going to pick up a check or something. Porn-wise, they were pretty much the only game in town, so you could imagine there was an aura, a mystique around Chuck and Falcon — not just for porn nerds like us but for any gay guy in SF.

Jeff: The LGBT Center in SF is named after Chuck Holmes, how much do you think he did for LGBT and AIDS related activism?
Jack Shamama: While alive, Chuck donated a huge portion of his wealth to GLBT and HIV-related causes. He was a major donor to the Democratic Party and one of the founders of the HRC. For several years after he passed away, all of the profits of Falcon Studios were given to The Chuck Holmes Foundation, which in turn, continued in Chuck’s spirit of giving. At the same time, Falcon was one of the last gay porn studios to make their models wear condoms, something that gay community criticized him for. So yeah — like every other aspect of Chuck’s life it’s complicated.

Jeff: Any favorite vintage Falcon Classics?
Mike Stabile: It is very hard for me to watch anything with Dick Fisk because I think he’s so hot. Editing clips from with Other Side of Aspen (1978) or Spokes drives me nuts. Even the old loops. One of the things we want to be able to do with this is restore some of these in HD. So often the transfers that were done are muddy and hard to watch.

And I LOVE Style (1982). Not only is it incredibly hot, It was styled by Bruce Weber’s assistant Kyle Martin and they literally bleached the feet. The clothes are all from Wilkes Bashford, there are orchids and art and it’s so different than the old sex-in-a-motel loops that dominated the industry until that point. The success of that movie really changed the industry.

Jack Shamama: Like many other gay men, the early Falcon movies were the first gay porn movies I ever saw, and so I have a strong emotional attachment to many of them. It’s sort of impossible to pick one, but a couple that immediately come to mind are “The Other Side of Aspen 2″, (which has been in my DVD player for the last 8 months) and the first one I ever saw, “In Your Wildest Dreams”, which is also one of the strangest. When I was re-watching it about 5 years ago, I noticed that the establishing shot of the “controversial” fisting scene at the end was of the apartment building I was living in at the time.

Jeff: Do you ever get tired of looking at dicks all day?
Mike Stabile: God no. There’s this porn addiction narrative — in part propagated by anti-sex advocates — that if you look at too much porn you go down a wormhole of perversion until only the strangest alien BDSM piss porn turns you on. But I can still get off to a nice chest, or the hint of a bulge, and frequently do.

Jack Shamama: Absolutely not! I’ve been obsessed with porn since the day I first found my friend’s dad’s Playboy magazines in his attic when I was 9 or 10. I love almost everything about working in this industry: The quirkiness, the drama, meeting new porn stars, writing scripts, never knowing what the day is going to throw my way. I still get a thrill whenever I open the door and walk onto a set. After writing GayPornBlog for eight years, I sometimes can feel a bit burnt out on it, and granted here are certain aspects of porn that become difficult to enjoy after working in the industry (for example its hard to jerk off to any scene that I’ve had a hand in producing or that stars anyone I’m friends with). Luckily, that’s a very small percentage of all the porn out there. If I ever get bored of gay porn I guess I’d have to get a job at a bank or something.

 

Seed Money needs YOUR Seed Money! If you can, please donate a few dollars to getting this project finished! You can see all the gifts they have lined up for backers, and more info about the Kickstarter HERE